Turning Down My Hearing Aid

                I didn’t think it could come to this but I have to try so hard to even hear what the left is saying from day to day anymore.  The anti-Trump rhetoric and the hatred of all things and people conservative has become so repetitive, groundless and boring that even when I force myself to read it and listen to it it begins to sound like Charlie Brown’s teacher: “Wah-wah-wah-WAH-wah.”

                “We hate Trump…Trump’s a racist…all conservatives are racist…for sure they beat their wives around election time…Trump hates Mexicans…conservatives hate women…a billionaire playboy slept with a prostitute…” And always, “Russia, Russia, Russia!”

                Please just stop. We can’t even hear you anymore. Put your pussy hats on and play Yahtzee and tell each other how bad it is over some wine and cheese, but leave us alone.

                Blue wave? Blue wave? Blue puddle is more like it.

                This week part of Pretty Boy Bobby Mueller’s Salem Witch Hunt Squad (that won’t be the actual movie title but it should be entertaining when it comes out) presented an 18-count indictment in West Virginia to U.S. District Court Judge T.S. Ellis (not to be confused with a poet with a similar name) against former Trump campaign aid Paul Manafort for tax evasion and bank fraud charges dating back to 2005 and 2007 when Trump was just a citizen.

                The charges had already been investigated once by the DOJ—in a bit more timely fashion—and were deemed in real time to not be substantial enough to bring an indictment. But now, as a result of Mueller trying to rip the cover off how Boris and Natasha forced 10’s of millions of Americans to vote for President Trump, the charges have new vitality and relevance and, at least Mueller’s crack investigative team is hoping, some serious leverage to force Manafort to give them something to bring Trump down.

                Something. Anything, please. Because in over a year they haven’t been able to uncover one piece of real, documentable, usable evidence that Trump colluded with Russia to rob HRC of her rightful spot on the throne and now they would settle for an eyewitness account of Trump stealing a peanut butter and jelly sandwich from a friend’s lunchbox in the fifth grade.

                Judge Ellis told Mueller’s council at the hearing, “You don’t really care about Mr. Manafort. You care about what information Mr. Manafort can give you to lead to an impeachment or whatever of President Trump.”

 Information that doesn’t even have to be real or true. This is, after all, American politics and even scuzzier, American media.

Judge Ellis suggested (sounded stronger than a suggestion to me, but that’s how Fox, World Net and ABC reported it) Mueller’s team had “LIED” in an effort to seek “unfettered power” to bring down the President by whatever means possible.

When Mueller’s lead council on this case protested that they were empowered by the scope memo from our pal at Justice, Assistant AG Rod Rosenstein, Judge Ellis demanded he be allowed to see an unredeacted copy of said scope memo detailing said scope of Mueller’s “Russian” (or whatever the hell, we don’t care, we are just so darned MAD!!!) probe.

The sitting U.S. District Court Judge, who has held that title for 31 years, has published over 1000 decisions and sits by designation on the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals, was told by Mueller’s unnotable and soon forgettable little puke of a prosecutor that he could not because the memo contained sensitive national security information and intelligence matters.

Material so sensitive that it can only be viewed by people on Mueller’s team, including above-mentioned forgettable puke, other mid-level prosecutors, consultants, clerks, staff and pretty much anybody else who worked for Hillary’s campaign or is a member of the rumored Deep State, but not a sitting U.S. District Court Judge because everyone knows you can’t trust them.

In other words, Pretty Boy Bob and his band of merry traitors have whatever power they want to say they have to do whatever they want to do and no one can question them because no one can see the memo granting them the powers they may decide they need on any given day with regard to any given subject which took place during any given time frame. Or not.

And all that makes perfect sense to the left and its pet Media because all they want is Trump gone and how else are you going to do that but to have the authority to investigate things that have nothing to do with anything and probably aren’t even real?

Sounds like the America I love to me.

Do you think the glare of the light would blind liberals if they could pull their heads out of their…sand…long enough to see 3.9% unemployment, higher approval numbers than Obama had (Blue wave?); North Korea and South Korea actually talking to each other about the possibility of peace and denuclearization of their peninsula (so much more progress than Dennis Rodman made); China asking for an opportunity to negotiate a new trade agreement with the U.S. before the tariff battle escalates; Federal unemployment payments as low as they’ve been since 1973; 21 states with record low unemployment payouts; black unemployment at an all-time historical low; border security improving every day with the help of The National Guard and simple enforcement of existing laws; Kanye West, for God’s sake, singing praises of the President…

Have I lost you? Because there’s more. So much more.

Be glad you don’t have to live in a world so focused on negativity and  hate, unless you happen to be one of the handful of liberals who occasionally read my thoughts because you enjoy self flagellation.

I guess this Mueller thing isn’t exactly Civil War because there’s no actual shooting, unless you count the left wingnut who shot Rep. Scalise at softball practice or Steven Paddock in Vegas when he opened fire on a country western concert nearly setting a world record for mass killings (Sweden’s still the champ—sorry Second Amendment haters) which was a blessing in the words of an ABC executive at that time, “because only Trump supporters like country western music.”

But what do you call it when half the country is throwing such an hysterical and collective temper tantrum over the election results that they can’t accept a duly elected sitting President? When the only thing, it seems, that would make them happy is the overthrow—violently or otherwise—of the presidency and the installation of an unelected totalitarian liberal dictator with unlimited power to crush all conservative thought and agenda, in addition to the First, Second and other amendments—oh hell, make it the whole Constitution?

Sad is what I call it. Embarrassing is what I’d think any liberal with a shred of integrity would call it. But then again, I only think about it much on Sunday mornings anymore. The rest of the time the left is getting harder and harder for me to hear.

I’m just glad Russia made me vote for Trump.